This is an act of war

So, has this ever happened to you? Minding your own business when something really unfortunate happens to you, and it happens to you at the hands of someone you love and trust, ie, like maybe your husband? This Sunday morning was great, we ate breakfast together, Coach even helped with bathing and readying the kids for church (usually he is sleeping and I let him because historically it is the only day he gets to sleep in... now that it's summer, it's different now, but what can I say, I'm just a really sweet and extremely nice wife). Well, so as it happens, I get the fourth shower, which, I wasn't complaining about, I was just trying to hurry because I had only thirty minutes to get ready. Well, Coach was in and out of the bathroom while I was in the shower and at one point I notice he is filling up a cup with water. I had previously seen him get out some clippers to cut his hair and I warned him, "don't you put your clippers in that cup I use for drinking out of!" And he remained silent, so I asked, "what are you doing with that cup?" When he was quiet again, I was really puzzled until, the ultimate act of war commenced. HE DUMPED THE ENTIRE CUP OF COLD (and let me emphasize cold) WATER ON ME IN THE SHOWER!!!!! I of course screamed the scream of someone who was minding their own business when they get doused with cold water, and then I was mad! Madder than a wet hen. And I was wet, and cold. Nevermind that I was not taking a hot shower anyway, since I was last in line after unselfishly taking care of everyone else. Coach knew I was mad and left the bathroom. After I got over the inital shock, then I saw the humor in what he had done, but I didn't let him know it right away. Because revenge is sweet. So, here is my question... I'm now out to get Coach, so does anyone have any suggestions? It's payback time.