The Story of a Carwash

Here's What You Need:

Two very dirty cars (think: lovebug season at 60 mph)



One bucket of suds



Sponges, Scrubbers, and Miscellaneous Supplies...



Which supplies include all-too-willing free labor.



Ensure you also have:

A man... A hose...



And a supervisor. Eating snacks.



Here's What You Do:

Scrubbing:

If you wear a purple swimsuit, you probably need to use the coordinating purple sponge.



If you are the supervisor, you prefer not to get your hands sudsy to use the blue sponge.



If you are the color blind man, you will not know or care what color sponge you have, and, not being afraid of soap bubbles, will go to town on the car's exterior.



Sometimes the supervisor needs to wear a helmet.



Sometimes those purple sponges make good missiles to throw at the backs of your fellow laborers.



Sometimes the man holding the hose has the advantage though.





Rinsing:

The supervisor likes to use the hose too. Using two hands for the hose leaves no hands for hitching up swim trunks.



Drying:

Towels are almost not necessary to dry the cars in the heat of the day.



But a roll of paper towels make a fun toy.



The result of this effort:

Two clean and shiny cars.



The supervisor is also good with plants. Maybe another time. Thanks supervisor. Thanks laborers.



The end.